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Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
this must be what syphilis tastes like
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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