I bet he comes in French.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
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I booty called her while she was in labor.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
You dont lie about slip and slides
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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