So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
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