just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
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