Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
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