bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
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