yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
He disabled his match.com account in front of me
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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