he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
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White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
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Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
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