the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
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What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
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Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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