I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
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It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
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saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
I just want to make out with him forever
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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