i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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