Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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