How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
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We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
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Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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