My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
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May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
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I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
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He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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