that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
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I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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