So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
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Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
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I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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