in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
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eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
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How does a face ride mean we're back together?
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
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