no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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