Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
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I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
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We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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