i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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