im drinking this country out of the recession.
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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