So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
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