I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
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