she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
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he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
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also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
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