Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
That accounts for only three of the penises
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
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