Kareoke will never be a sober sport
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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