Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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