so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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