they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
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Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
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I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
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