Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
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