It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
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Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
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As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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