So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
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yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
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I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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