And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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