ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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