Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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