who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She's the barista slut.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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