i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
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