He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
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All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
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I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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