Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
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Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
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It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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