In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
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