Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
I love how my cats smell like pot.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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