we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
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I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
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either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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