Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
vagina is talking i cant
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
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She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
I am available for nakedness
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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