when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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