I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
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I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
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I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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