this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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