I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
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nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
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He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
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