well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Houston, we have a blender
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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