how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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