Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
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Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
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You made out with two different species that night
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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