I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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