I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
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Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
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Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
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