There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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