yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Just high enough for therapy.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
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