I think I died a long time ago.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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