you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
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